Comedy Central’s @Midnight show has a feature called Hashtag Wars, where they come up with a hashtag, usually some bastardization of something well known (books, movies, candies, etc). They then ask the viewers to keep things rolling by tweeting their own examples. A couple of weeks ago the hashtag was “#RuinAChildrensBook” – and I just couldn’t help myself:
@midnight Where the Wilding Things Are #RuinAChildrensBook
@midnight The Hooker in Times Square #RuinAChildrensBook
@midnight The Phantom Tollbooth Gloryhole #RuinAChildrensBook
@midnight Harold and the Purple-headed Dildo #ruinachildrensbook
@midnight Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret Thatcher #ruinachildrensbook
@midnight Charlie and the Great Glass Butt Plug #ruinachildrensbook
I’m really quite proud of a couple of those.
Feel free to play along in the comments.
Over on the Facebooks the other day, Michael J. Epstein (of Darling Pet Munkee, Michael J Epstein Memorial Library, et al) posted this comment to his own post regarding workplace harassment training: “Training Pro-tip: You should never write anything electronically that you wouldn’t want your mother to see.”
I am reminded by the differing responses I got from my teachers and my parents when this letter appeared in the local newspaper.
Which was a followup to this letter, written by a friend of ours:
As I remember it, our followup appeared in the paper the day of a school district open meeting of some sort and I guess some parents were quite upset. The next day my English teacher asked “What do your parents think of that?” And I had to be honest, “They thought it was hilarious.”
My father, a Presbyterian minister, would occasionally accost my friends & me as we walked down the road, rolling down the window of his car and jokingly yelling “HEATHENS!”
Another thing I was reminded by the “pro-tip”: my mother made me a very accurate nun’s habit for a costume one year. I went by the name “Mother Flucker”. Mom thought that was great. Somewhere there’s a pic of me in costume – I sure wish I could find it to share with you all. I wore it for the Chorallaries of MIT “Concert in Bad Taste” one year, and I think maybe it showed up in The Tech.
Also, her favorite Chandler Travis song was “Where’s My Glasses“.
For the most part, I really don’t think about what my mother and father would think about what I write here, twitter, or facebook. Then again, perhaps maybe I do after all, I just know that they’d be OK with it.
I had my very first colonoscopy on Thursday and the doc gave me a clean bill of health – YAY! I have a healthy colon, and don’t have to do this again for another 10 years!
Not all that bad, really – and yes, the drugs were very nice (they used propofol on me).
Apparently, part of the procedure is to inflate the colon. In the recovery room, this leads to the nurses telling you in the nicest way possible to fart as much as possible. “Just keep pushing that air out”, they say.
They even gave me pictures (of the procedure, not the farts!), which I feel semi-obligated to share … consider yourselves warned!
My Ileo-cecal Valve
My Appendiceal Orifice
You think you have big plans for Valentine’s Day this year? How about this – I scheduled my first colonoscopy yesterday, and the available date was Thursday, February 13. Woo Hoo!
A Colonoscopy Haiku
Now in my fifties
Standard procedure, my ass
Knock me out good please
Is it appropriate to bring your colonoscopy doctor flowers?
A mere 18 months after I turned 50, I finally got my first mailing from the folks at AARP today. I remember my mom being amazed because she got a membership plea from them something like the day after she turned 50.
I wonder how they finally figured it out …
- Vocalist and Valet for the Chandler Travis Philharmonic and the Chandler Travis Three-O
- Host/DJ of The Omnipop Omnibus radio program on Community Radio station WOMR-FM/Provincetown, MA and WFMR-FM/Orleans, MA
- Freelance WordPress developer
- Harmonizer-at-Large: by appointment or by chance
- Member of the Board of Directors for Community Radio station WOMR/WFMR
- Associate Producer, Valet (when Chandler’s not using me) for Bubbles in the Think Tank radio program on WMFO-FM/Medford, MA
- Artist Wrangler for Bubbles in the Think Tank Records
- Merchandise Guy for the Incredible Casuals
- Design & Development at Meow Music, a division of The Meow Group
- Web Admin and Social Media Representative for Chandler Travis, The Catbirds, The Incredible Casuals, Iddy Biddy Records, Kelp on Kape, and Art Farber’s Circus of Stars
I’m a public/community radio listener/baseball fan/movie buff whose passion is music.
I like to think of myself as politically aware, but I also love the mundane (celebrity gossip – woohoo!). I usually fall asleep watching The Nightly Show while doing a crossword puzzle, and as a result I have pen ink on all my bed linens and pajamas. Too much info? Maybe, but I think it says something, though I’m not sure what.
I’m a long-time C programmer who is now working in web development, mostly specializing in working on WordPress sites.
When I’m not working or looking for work, I’m a bar and club rat. I sing regularly with a couple of bands, sell merchandise for another, and try to check out the Cape Cod music scene as often as I can haul my sorry old ass out of the house. Or I’m finding music and preparing for my next radio show.
Sometimes other musicians let me sing with them. You might hear me sing with Kami Lyle, Sarah Swain, Ray Mason, Steve Shook, The Ticks or The Catbirds. I’m thinking of recording a vanity CD someday.
|Harwich’s Fred Boak – ELIZABETH VAN WYE PHOTO
A couple of months ago I got a phone call at home that went something like this:
person: Is this Fred Boak?
me: yes it is
person: I’m calling from the Cape Cod Chronicle, and I’d like to interview you for a story about you
me: uh … um … why?
person: well, aren’t you a member of [looking at notes] the Chandler Travis Philharmonic?
me: oh sure, yeah, I sing with them
person: well, this is a feature about people you might see around town and that’s why we’d like to talk to you.
me: oh I see – sure, I guess I’m game!