A Very Special Valentine’s Day For Me
You think you have big plans for Valentine’s Day this year? How about this – I scheduled my first colonoscopy yesterday, and the available date was Thursday, February 13. Woo Hoo!
A Colonoscopy Haiku
Now in my fifties
Standard procedure, my ass
Knock me out good please
Is it appropriate to bring your colonoscopy doctor flowers?
Drink more vile liquid
Empty out every last bite
Squeaky clean on the inside
LOVE it, Taffy – thanks!