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A Very Special Valentine’s Day For Me

Surprise!You think you have big plans for Valentine’s Day this year?  How about this – I scheduled my first colonoscopy yesterday, and the available date was Thursday, February 13.  Woo Hoo!


A Colonoscopy Haiku

Now in my fifties
Standard procedure, my ass
Knock me out good please


Is it appropriate to bring your colonoscopy doctor flowers?

2 Responses to A Very Special Valentine’s Day For Me

  1. Taffy fantasia says:

    Drink more vile liquid
    Empty out every last bite
    Squeaky clean on the inside

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