How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?
One of my many guilty pleasures is reading snarky celebrity blogs, and one of the snarkiest is Dlisted. Here’s a great example of why I lurv it so.
In an entry reporting that singer Pink is looking into Scientology, reportedly because of her depression after the breakup of her marriage, Michael K wrote:
If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn’t she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What’s better than that?
What can I say, that just made me laugh this morning …